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I can’t even stand this smug asshole as a novelty anymore. Just an awful person. One of the worst...
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Gender policing one...
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i dont care what anyone says,
i still think these two are babes.
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Time Capsule: 2004
Model: Angela Ryan
Photo: 666 Photography
MUAH: Lisa N
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Marina Abramovic and her lover/collaborator Ulay performing “Death Self”. This performance consisted of the two artists seated in front of each other, connected at the mouth. They took in each other’s breaths until all of their available oxygen had been used up. The performance lasted only 17 minutes, resulting in both artists collapsing unconscious to the floor, having filled their lungs with carbon dioxide. This personal piece explored the idea of an individual’s ability to absorb the life of another person, exchanging and destroying it.
(via malarky-shenanigans)
Let me admit that I haven’t read “Cosmo’s Sexiest Stories Ever: Three Naughty Tales,” but I’d imagine it goes something like this.
Caroline touched Gregory’s weenie lightly, with her fingernails, because she knew it drove men crazy. “Wow,” Gregory said. “Wow, a lot, those fingernails are sexy.” Caroline smiled, and then took about 6 ice cubes and rubbed them on his huevos.
“That’s a cold and sexy huevo!” Gregory screamed. “Get that huevo mega sexy!” He leaned back, and sighed, and said “I’m definitely taking the kids to soccer tonight. You just relax and have a hot bath.”
Caroline smiled. It was so mega sexy for her man to do that. “You’re cooking dinner, too,” she purred, rubbing another ice cube on his huevo.
This is my new favorite tumblog
Geeky awesome:
Sondra Eklund, a knitter, mathematician, and librarian, designed and crafted this sweater. It shows, in colors, the prime factorization of every number between 2 and 100.
“I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.” - Jean Cocteau
Truth.
(via qveer)
analogwatch submitted: “Here you go. A gay robot peeing on the sanctity of marriage’s grave, while spouting a fake Bible verse. (I am either the worst Christian ever, or the best Christian ever. Oh well.)”
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I’m going to go with Best. This is a masterpiece.
-Jess
Heehee
Next week’s cover, up online now. Get the story from the artist who created it.
dat cover
Excellent
So it’s official: North Carolina is officially okay with threesomes (see photo above) so long as God is involved but they’ll now join 29 other states in saying fuck you, marriage equality.
Hey, everyone, no need to check your calendars: it really is 2012, it really is the 21st Century, our country really is divided and there’s still people telling other people that they’re somehow inferior and different and that they should really just deal with it and here’s a Neanderthal law that says so and by the way so does God because he had a bunch of white dudes write it down in the Bible.
Jesus H. fucking Christ and God damn it all.
Fuck.
